So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize