watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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