Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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