If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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