I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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