You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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