And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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