You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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