Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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