love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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