At least make sure they are 18
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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