Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
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Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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