Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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