I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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