The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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