im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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