it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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