one might say we're banned from that church
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You need a sexual gate keeper
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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