overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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