I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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