I'm laying in your front yard are you home
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My balls are so social today.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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