i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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