it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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