Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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