capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I've blown a few things in my day
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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