Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Rumble strips road head = magical
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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