What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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You have to summon your inner elephant
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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