I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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