don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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