there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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