Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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