I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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