yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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