My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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