I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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