Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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