she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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