So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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