His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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