Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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