what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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