Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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