i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So here I am, sexting at work.
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