This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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