I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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