Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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