My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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