i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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