Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize