just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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