just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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