My brain says no but my pants say off.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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